Tori. 22. Cincinnati.
This is my personal/multi-fandom blog. I like books, film, coffee, tea, and old things. And occasionally people.

26th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from Where Mary Meets Eve with 46,348 notes

lord-kitschener:

beygonce:

Photos of Omar Borkan Al Gala (aka the man that was deported from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome)  

On one hand, this is an all-around ridiculous issue

On the other hand, damn gurl capitol offense

Tagged: too handsome

Source: beygonce

26th April 2013

Photo reblogged from Winter Is Coming with 44,932 notes

porcelainivoryvalyriansteel:


williamdavie:


ivymanson:


frodofeels:


awildellethappears:


lorienscribe:


eruphadriel:


sparklefairyglitterlumpkins:


alynna-nechayev:


dimbosama:


Parasite Eve in your pants, The Silmarillion in your pants.


sharp objects in your pants


The Monk in your pants


A Dance with Dragons in Your Pants


I, Robot In Your Pants


Geschichte des Landes zwischen Elbe und Weser Teil 1: Vor- und Frühgeschichte In Your Pants. 
Mammoth: Ice Age Giants In Your Pants. 
Kafka on the Shore In Your Pants. 
The Penelopiad In Your Pants. 


Tintentod/Inkdeath In Your Pants
The Strange Case of Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde In Your Pants
Antigone In Your Pants


Sherlock Holmes In Your Pants


Team of Rivals in my pants


A Storm of Swords In Your Pants. 


The Onion Girl In Your Pants (what); American Gods In Your Pants (okay); A Feast For Crows In Your Pants (is the feast in my pants, or the crows? or both?)

porcelainivoryvalyriansteel:

williamdavie:

ivymanson:

frodofeels:

awildellethappears:

lorienscribe:

eruphadriel:

sparklefairyglitterlumpkins:

alynna-nechayev:

dimbosama:

Parasite Eve in your pants, The Silmarillion in your pants.

sharp objects in your pants

The Monk in your pants

A Dance with Dragons in Your Pants

I, Robot In Your Pants

Geschichte des Landes zwischen Elbe und Weser Teil 1: Vor- und Frühgeschichte In Your Pants. 

Mammoth: Ice Age Giants In Your Pants. 

Kafka on the Shore In Your Pants. 

The Penelopiad In Your Pants. 

Tintentod/Inkdeath In Your Pants

The Strange Case of Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde In Your Pants

Antigone In Your Pants

Sherlock Holmes In Your Pants

Team of Rivals in my pants

A Storm of Swords In Your Pants. 

The Onion Girl In Your Pants (what); American Gods In Your Pants (okay); A Feast For Crows In Your Pants (is the feast in my pants, or the crows? or both?)

Tagged: of course i keep gods in my pantswhere else would i put them?

Source: aiiim

26th April 2013

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markelius:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.

I WENT TO THE ARTICLE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED OMG

markelius:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

I WENT TO THE ARTICLE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED OMG

Tagged: yep here it istoo handsome

Source: hahaniechan

26th April 2013

Post reblogged from If I Weren’t Crazy I’d Be Insane with 36,041 notes

asgardian-angels:

people-should-all-be-onions:

ditch-able-prom-date:

richard-sp8-jr:

deanwinchesterisanangelcondom:

richard-sp8-jr:

did you know that lullabies were originally called lilith-byes and they were sung over babies to make sure that lilith didn’t come and snatch them in the night and eat them

please tell me that you’re joking

nope

whoa

bloODY HELL WHAT

image

Tagged: welpthe more you know

Source: richard-sp8-jr

25th April 2013

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Source: nefertitis

25th April 2013

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lampshadedays:

piginawig:

 #Jaime Lannister is not a good man #Jaime Lannister was a good man once #But then he saw the Mad King burn good men alive and rape his sister/wife #And no one ever did a thing to stop it #Because they took vows #And he loved his sister more than anything in the world #And watched Robert beat and rape her#But couldn’t do a thing #Because he took vows #And he saw his father order Tyrion’s wife gang raped #And he did nothing to stop it #Because that’s his father #And he saw Rhaegar’s children’s bodies brought to Robert #And Robert was happy bc they were just dragonspawn #So why bother being honorable? #When even the men who are supposed to be honorable #are terrible fucking people? #So no #Jaime Lannister is not a good man anymore #But he’s the most honest fucking man in Westeros #And maybe you don’t like it #And maybe you hate him #Because he fucks his sister #Because he pushed Bran from a window #Because he will burn the world for Cersei #But Jaime Lannister is one of the most complex #compelling #characters in this ‘verse #And you better fucking recognize#that this is Jaime’s world

YES YES YES.  All this and more.

Tagged: ohhhHHHHHH yeah dudeJaime Lannisterthe amazing thing about the books is the complexity of every single characterthe most believable and relatable fantasy series i've ever readasoiafgame of thrones

Source: previouslyserjaime

25th April 2013

Photo reblogged from How Are You I'm Fine Thanks with 14,672 notes

gingerhaze:

An assignment for Advanced Digital! We were supposed to make a gif portrait of a historical figure. I chose Julie d’Aubigny, 17th century swordsmaster and opera singer, responsible for the deaths of at least ten men in duels, and openly bisexual. After her lover was placed into a convent by the girl’s parents, d’Aubigny took the vows to enter the convent as a novice, then rescued her lover and set the convent on fire to cover their escape. Dang. 

gingerhaze:

An assignment for Advanced Digital! We were supposed to make a gif portrait of a historical figure. I chose Julie d’Aubigny, 17th century swordsmaster and opera singer, responsible for the deaths of at least ten men in duels, and openly bisexual. After her lover was placed into a convent by the girl’s parents, d’Aubigny took the vows to enter the convent as a novice, then rescued her lover and set the convent on fire to cover their escape. Dang. 

Tagged: i would set a convent on fire for you

25th April 2013

Quote reblogged from Where Mary Meets Eve with 19 notes

They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.

Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.

— Stoya (via secular-sally)

Tagged: street harassmentis not a fucking jokei don't owe you shitno one deserves to endure harassment. and especially not for the horrid crime of existing in a public spaceand stoya is a goddess

Source: secular-sally

25th April 2013

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Almost done!
I’ll need to bleach it again before I’m content, but considering the fact that my hair was almost black a few hours ago, I think I did okay. Gonna give my little noggin a break before I go at it again.
I feel a lot better about my life now.

Almost done!

I’ll need to bleach it again before I’m content, but considering the fact that my hair was almost black a few hours ago, I think I did okay. Gonna give my little noggin a break before I go at it again.

I feel a lot better about my life now.

Tagged: daaaaaang i need to get some sunit's tough bein a mixed girl who never goes outsidewhoopshair

25th April 2013

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rebeccamhardy replied to your post: On a related note (related to pictures of my face,…

this makes me smile. and wish i was there. :)

Dude, yeah, this would be about a million times more fun with you and Leslie and Hannah here (but let’s be real, Hannah would totally be asleep by now).

Also, it’d be about a million times easier with the apartment bathroom. Damn, I miss that shower.

Tagged: rebeccamhardy